Sunday, January 24, 2010

Who farts, then immediately raises their hand to claim responsibility?
Excuse you, Osama.
But really, Osama, why do you always feel the need to publicly take responsibility for a bombing? Oh, I know, you're a contestant on Terrorist Idol, and the more bombings you claim, the more the public votes you get. We know you farted. We can smell you from here. Put your hand down.


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